Cat lover at all costs

ME: “Look at this bruise I have!”

BOY: “What is that from!?”

ME: “You don’t want to know. . .”

BOY: “No, I do.”

ME: “I was standing on these stairs outside the concert venue and there was a cat walking down the street and as I was craning my neck to watch it, I fell down the stairs a bit.”

BOY: “That’s embarrassing.”

ME: “I know! I was mortified for a second.”

BOY: “No. That’s embarrassing, for me.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~flash forward to the next day when I’m telling my mom~~~~

MOM: “Alli, don’t tell people that story.”

Despite what they say, they love me. I know they do.


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