So this happened today…
In other news I’ve heard that low rise jeans are coming back. This is pretty cool to hear because today I stood up in class to find that my zipper was down. This isn’t really a serious issue in low rise jeans because most of your pelvis is already out and about anyway.
However, in high waisted black pants it gives the person in front of you an awesome and ostentatious view of the ugly panties that you threw on this morning in a rush because you haven’t sorted your clean laundry in two weeks.